You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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