i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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