My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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