I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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