Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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