I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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