Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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