What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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