Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm getting married
To pizza
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The air taste purple.
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