dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
