Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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