If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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