I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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