Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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