So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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