In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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