On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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