she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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