It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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