is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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