Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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