He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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