We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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