we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
