"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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