Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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