He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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