brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize