***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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