I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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