Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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