We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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