You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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