His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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