Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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