you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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