he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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