I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
