Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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