The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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