hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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