So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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