Banned from zoo.
Again?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
send nudes
from the living room?
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
