if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
it's like heaven, but drunker
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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