she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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