it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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