You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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