i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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