I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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