you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Barsexuality is the new black.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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