she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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