Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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