Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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