I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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