Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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