Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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