were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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